Quote of the Day from K.K.R. – Wall Street Officially Becomes a Parody of Itself

Longtime readers of Liberty Blitzkrieg will know that I think the greatest parody of Wall Street ever created is courtesy of SNL about a made-up firm called Global Century Investments. Before I provide a link to the video, I want to highlight a stunning quote from Gretchen Morgenson’sexcellent New York Times article detailing the extraordinarily shady relationships between private equity firms and public pension funds. The quote comes in at the end of the article:
Kristi Huller, a spokeswoman for K. K. R., initially denied that it could reduce or eliminate its fiduciary duties. But after being presented with an excerpt from the agreement, she acknowledged that its language allowed ‘a modification of our fiduciary duties.’
What K. R. R. spokeswoman Kristi Huller does is straight up lie about the firm’s fiduciary duties, only to backtrack once she realizes she has been caught.
That is exactly what happens at the end of the SNL spoof. Yes it’s official, Wall Street has become a literal parody of itself.
Watch the video here and compare it to the quote above. Remarkable.
With that being said, you really must read the New York Times article. It is striking in its revelations of unabashed financial shadiness, and it’s simply impossible to not conclude that public pensions and private equity firms are actively and intentionally working against the public.
Here are a few excerpts:

This post was published at Liberty Blitzkrieg on Oct 20, 2014.