5 Million Illegal Immigrants To Realize Dreams Of Slightly Less Uncertainty

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WASHINGTON – Saying that they had finally attained a life of slightly less uncertainty, 5 million of the nation’s illegal immigrants confirmed that the executive order announced by President Obama Thursday night would allow them to at last realize their dreams of having their deportation deferred for an indeterminate period of time.

This post was published at Zero Hedge on 11/20/2014.