Hillary Gives Climate Speech, Boards Private Jet That Burns 347 Gallons Per Hour

Des Moines, Iowa – It’s that time again, folks – the season when America’s megalomaniacs glut the airwaves with nationalist pomp vying for your worthless vote in the race to buy the title of 2016′s Corporate Oligarch-in-Chief. This year’s election competition is replete with hypocritical antics befitting our politicians – but Hillary Clinton truly stepped it up a notch on Monday evening.
After unveiling her sweeping vision to install a half billion solar panels and cut carbon emissions in order to fight climate change, Clinton could have crossed the Democratic platform’s obligatory ‘say something about the environment’ off her list.
Could have.

This post was published at The Daily Sheeple on July 31st, 2015.