ALL YOUR FAULT: SCIENTISTS CLAIM THIS RODENT IS THE FIRST OFFICIAL CASUALTY OF MAN-MADE GLOBAL WARMING

Dear reader,
Get ready to personally feel like a piece of crap for causing climate change.
The Weather Channel, whose own co-founder has said that man-made global warming is ‘baloney,’ is reporting that the Bramble Cay melomys (above… cute right?) is the ‘first mammal on record to be declared extinct due solely (or primarily) to anthropogenic climate change’.
Australian scientists have apparently declared that a rodent has died out due to ‘rising sea levels and an increased incidence of extreme weather events’.
And how did they determine this?

This post was published at The Daily Sheeple on JUNE 15, 2016.