One: President Clinton Announces Divorce –
‘President Hillary Clinton had divorced her husband, Bill Clinton, several months ago, it was revealed today. And now it appears she has married Gary Johnson, Libertarian candidate, who accrued seven percent of the popular vote – the exact margin of President Hillary’s victory over Donald Trump…’
Two: Newly elected President Hillary will appoint the Clinton Foundation to the post of Secretary of State –
‘Why should I veer from a successful strategy,’ the new President said. ‘The Foundation has more connections, and is owed more favors, than any individual on the planet. It owes favors, too, but we get lots of money for that.’
Three: President Hillary will have a mechanical voice box connected to Monsanto-owned computer –
‘No more coughing,’ she said. ‘And Monsanto can speak for me on several important issues.’
Four: President Hillary declares war –
‘I haven’t decided on the target yet, but it’s coming soon. We may do it as a lottery. A bunch of ping pong balls with countries’ names on them. At this point, what difference does it make?’
This post was published at Jon Rappoport on September 9, 2016.
Follow on Twitter
Recent Comments